Saturday, May 21, 2022

Brad's Dating Profile


Fluffy Astranaut seeks witty man with strong hands for going to the cinema, rock climbing and maybe more

I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful personality! (Or so the birds might say.)

Hello lads! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm an Optimistic kind of chap, who likes nothing more than going to the cinema with the right man, and yes I will be holding your hand.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my geeky personality, closely followed by my soft sexy lips. I'm the man for you, if you like great lips sexy hands and love to netflix and chill but also climb the mountains of japan.

I work as a Astronaut, helping NASA. This allows me to exercise my skills: Engineering and Space Travel.

    My life goals include:
  • Watch the filming of the next season of Red Dwarf
  • Fall in love with you
  • Become the best man I can be
  • Own My Own Business

If you're the right man for me, you'll be witty and smart. You won't be afraid to be yourself and will have a healthy respect for life.

My ideal date would involve rock climbing in Japan or dinner in New York with a tall man by my side t o keep me warm. While we're there, I can admire your strong hands around my waist, whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

'Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large, seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.'

Light me fire, babe

SnowPaws99


 

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