So I was checking out the dating site when all of a sudden I got this message from this hottie named Trevor. I was caught up by his pictures and loved he was in law enforcement which was so easy to see based on his pictures. He had wrote me this sweet message on the dating site.
Hi Lovely,
I saw your profile and I couldn't bring myself to click to the next profile. Your beauty is stunning and yours eyes captivating. I know that reaching out to you that you hold the key to me getting to know you. I do however though hope you will respond to me cause if I don't ask you to go on a date with me I will forever regret it that I know. Seems we have a lot in common so please message me back when you got the time.
Yours Truly,
Trevor
Don't let my bumbling put you off - I'm a bold man really
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
I wonder if I could intrude upon a little of your time,
I'm a bold kind of chap, who likes nothing more than reading with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my giving personality, closely followed by my compassionate heart. My friends say I'm very bold and that I have great heart and nice smile, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk they call my body.
I work as a Detective, helping my future wife stay safe as well as everyone else. This allows me to exercise my skills: Leadership and arresting bad guys. The most interesting thing that's happened to me at work, is that Will Smith asked me for directions. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time for muggins here. Of course, I gave them to him.
My life goals include:- Use a spider web as a parachute
- Become worthy of you
- Become the best Detective I can be
- Keep my future wife safe from bad guys
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be sweet and grateful. You won't be afraid to dance and will have a healthy respect for marriage.
My ideal date would involve camping anywhere with a beautiful woman by my side stargazing and getting lost in her beauty. While we're there I can't lie but, I would worship your curvy butt. I hope by the end of the night I will be worthy of you.
I'm just a humble chap trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why you'd want to date little old me, but if an ordinary, nice bloke is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my own teeth and an adequate pension plan.
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
If you can find it in your heart to take pity on a hopeless romantic, and want to be my Mary Jane, please give me a whirl.
Yours hopefully
lawman4love